What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.