What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."