What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!