What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae