What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!