How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.