How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)