What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Umami!"

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What's grandma's favorite seasoning?

Old Bae

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.