What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What batteries do turtles use?

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