Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

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Because potholder was already taken

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."