Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Abbey stung me on the nose !

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.