What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.