What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.