What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!