Because of the tele-ban.
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His cousin with the DVD player
Because we turn them on. / /
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Catoons
His son with the xbox.
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Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
you turn me on"
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
Jar Jar Binks
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment !
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
To keep up with the content.
It's not there anymore.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
During PRIME time!
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
A: To turn the blinker off.
Bedward ScissorHams
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
By selling your guitar.
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
A pedestrian.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
They keep drawing !
The former has a cunning array of stunts
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )
They having a float-on. it very good
A day old reddit post.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
I don't have 2020 vision.
