What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.