What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF