What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.