What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.