To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
God supports everything.
Praise the Load
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
A tooter
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
Sparky.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own