What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.