What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker