What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado