What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros