Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!