Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !

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Amadeus on my dais.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'