What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken