One's a fruit, you idiot.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
A: Pencil-in.
He works it out with a pencil.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
So he could tell the time at night !
The fruits of her labor.
Fruit of the Womb
A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Berried Treasure.