What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.