What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.