What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.