What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks