What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!