What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.