Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.