Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Previous Random Joke Next
Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life