What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish