What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.