Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!