Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.