What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.