What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies