What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor