Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade