What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.