What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!