What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!