Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Earth Rock Jokes More Earth Rock Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.