What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the llama said to the other llama?

Como se llama?

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.