What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."