What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL