What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank