What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.