What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.