Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)