Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.