What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.