What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.