Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.