Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.