What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake