What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake