Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.