Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.