What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.