Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."