Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.