Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Long Sentence Jokes More Long Sentence Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !