Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.