Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.