Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.