Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...