What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.