What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.